found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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