I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
I'm bleeding and have questions
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