so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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