ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
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You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
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I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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