So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
I'm jealous of your bromance
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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