I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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