i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
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I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
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I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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