no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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