No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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