I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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