i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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