Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
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We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
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It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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