margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
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I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
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We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
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