i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
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I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
Are we still banned from the library?
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
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In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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