I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
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Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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