Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
Randomize
