Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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