I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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