It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
Will exercising make me less horny?
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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