Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
Edward fifth and chaser hands
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
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I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
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If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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