on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
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