paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
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i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
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So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
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