Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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