And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
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im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
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Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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