operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
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