well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
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