Sponge bath it is.
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
She needs sedatives and a leash
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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