Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
We named our party play list daddy issues
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
Randomize