I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
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