we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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