u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
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let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
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Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
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