I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
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i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
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Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
My boob is missing a layer of skin
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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