Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
