at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
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