The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
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Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
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She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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