yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
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