i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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