i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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