Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
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Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
The upside of Thirsty Thursdaying with the client last night was that he was so hungover that he didn't want to spend time wrangling over the contract extension this morning.
Boss just said I'm getting a bonus for this. Want to celebrate our anniversary a week early tonight?
This is why I married you.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
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im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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