doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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