just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
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