yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
Randomize
