Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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