Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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