I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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