Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
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'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
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I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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