i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
Randomize
