Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
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