you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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