Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
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Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
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don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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