Kiss
Puke
I'm going to jail i love you
oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
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