brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
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