Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
Randomize
