Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
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This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
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I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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